Just a â€œbotched joke,â€ Senator?
By: John Lillpop
John Kerry has never been known for having a flippant or wild sense of humor. In fact, the senator comes across as a rather dry, snobbish elitist who regards levity as a colossal waste of time, and a behavior found only among the unwashed masses and other unfortunates stuck in the American middle class.
Given Kerryâ€™s low regard for humor and disdain for those foolish enough to laugh now and again, Kerryâ€™s excuse for his latest faux pas seems implausible at best, and a downright fabrication (lie), at worse.
For those who missed the latest Kerry fireworks, on Monday the junior senator from Massachusetts warned students in California that those who failed to become educated and smart risked being stuck in Iraq. The implication was clear: U.S. soldiers in Iraq are there only because they are uneducated and stupid.
Kerryâ€™s original remarks were bad enough, but then he compounded the problem by claiming that his remarks were due to a â€œbotched joke.â€
It was all simply a botched joke, Senator Kerry? And when, pray tell, did Kerry start including stand-up comedy in his political speeches?
Is Teresa Hines aware of this dramatic career move? Has she agreed to pay the bills until this late-life crisis has run it course, and Kerry is again employed in a respectable day job?
Comedy is an art form that demands an impeccable instinct for perfect timing. Calling our troops uneducated and stupid in the same week that the 100th American soldier was killed during October suggests that Kerry does not have a very good sense of timing for comedy–or politics.
Besides being highly offensive and insulting to the men and women who battle in harmâ€™s way every day for our freedom and way of life, Kerryâ€™s mindless remarks ignored a few essential facts.
To begin with, the United States military is an all-volunteer force these days. Each and every individual in our military has chosen to serveâ€”all could have chosen otherwise. Nobody gets â€œstuckâ€ in Iraq except by their own choosing!
Secondly, on average, U.S. troops are more highly educated than most Americans. Todayâ€™s military relies on technology that could not have even been imagined during Kerryâ€™s military days, and our soldiers must be capable of using highly sophisticated equipment and machinery that is the envy of all other armed forces in the world.
Third, Senator Kerry also ignored the fact that U.S. troops risk life and limb because of their deep devotion to the ideals of freedom, and their impassioned love for America. That would be called patriotism, a word that may be beyond the grasp of the highly educated and intellectual John F. Kerry.
However, Kerry is hardly alone in his disrespect and low regard for the U.S. military. President Bill Clinton once stated that he (Clinton) â€œloathed the militaryâ€ and Democrats have consistently worked to undermine those responsible for defending America.
Perhaps John Kerryâ€™s remarks will ultimately prove beneficial to America. That will be so if voters remember his put down of U.S. soldiers, and refuse to elect Democrats on November 7.