Good/Bad News: Senator Bayh Will Not Run, But Dennis the Menace Will!

By: John Lillpop

In a move sure to disappoint scores of people, mostly advertising firms and spin-doctors in Indiana, U.S. Sen. Evan Bayh, D-Ind. has announced that he will not be a candidate for U.S. president in 2008.

The senator’s announcement provides an answer to a question haunting political pundits everywhere: Namely, who in Hades is Evan Bayh?

The answer: Bayh is the Democrat from Indiana who is not running for president in 2008.

Bayh humbug, Evan!

In other news not nearly as pleasant, Ohio’s very own diminutive Dennis Kucinich, a Democrat has announced that he will run in 2008.

Kucinich’s announcement poses a new, burning question: How can U.S. taxpayer money be wasted in the most irresponsible and foolishness manner possible?

The answer: By providing matching federal funds to the campaign of Dennis Kucinich. This out-of-touch leftist has a better chance of becoming the next emperor of Japan than being elected U.S. president!

Democrats: Is there no limit to their insanity?

John W. Lillpop is a recovering liberal, “clean and sober” since 1992 when last he voted for a Democrat. Pray for John: He lives in the San Francisco Bay Area, where people like Nancy Pelosi are actually considered normal!

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