No Offense Intended, Butâ€¦
By: John Lillpop
Lord knows I am no flame-throwing anarchist who stumbles about saying and doing things only to irritate good people. That is not my modus operandi, regardless of what some green-eyed liberals may be charging.
Nonetheless, it seems fitting at this time of year to â€œCast My Fate to the Wind,â€ as it were, and to speak unabashed about that which I believe, without undue regard to political correctness.
As they used to say â€œLet it All Hang Out!â€ Thank goodness they no longer say that, because the number of children being born out-of-wedlock was spiraling way out of control!
Thus, and therefore, acting against the counsel of my lawyer and psychiatric team, I hereby plunge headfirst into the world of defiance and wicked decadence.
I do so by exclaiming the following greeting from the top of my keyboard:
And, no, I did not forget Kwanzaa, Hanukah, or any other religious occasion.
I said exactly what I meant, without apologies or hesitation. I said it, and already I hear the manic screams of sirens outside my padded cell.
What to do?
The only thing a sane person would do. Repeat the â€œsounding joyâ€ and again say:
John W. Lillpop is a recovering liberal, “clean and sober” since 1992 when last he voted for a Democrat. Pray for John: He lives in the San Francisco Bay Area, where people like Nancy Pelosi are actually considered normal!