“Snake Eyes” Takes Aim on American Troops

By: John Lillpop

Since officially shattering the glass ceiling last week, Speaker Nancy Pelosi has launched into a legislative agenda that could easily convert Washington, D.C. into the most socialist city in the world.

Following her first round on the Sunday television shows as Speaker, Pelosi has drawn a line in the sand to mark her territory, and that of the ignoble left.

It is clear that Madam Speaker genuinely subscribes to these wrongheaded notions:

* The war on terror is being waged everywhere in the world—with the exception of Iraq.

* It is OK to deny funds for additional troops in Iraq, because America has no vital interests there.

* America does have a vital interest in granting amnesty to 20 million illegal aliens here from the third world. Although denying funds for additional troops is acceptable, there should be no limit to the taxpayer money spent to accomodate invading criminals from Mexico.

* Anyone with the temerity, drive, ingenuity, and gall to make more than $500,000 a year is clearly un-American, and is probably a greater threat to homeland security than Osama bid Laden himself.

* Very high taxes must be enacted to punish such people for their unseemly successes, and to serve as a deterrent against others that would also become overly capitalistic if allowed to.

* Being poor, disabled, dysfunctional, abnormal, criminally insane, mentally deranged, alcoholic, drug addicted or otherwise incapable of adapting in a normal social setting are conditions that are not the responsibility of the individual.

Rather these maladies are caused by overcrowded classrooms, esteem threatening tests, Christmas, Easter, Jesus Christ, the Holy Bible, excessive displays of heterosexuality in public venues, George W. Bush, and being forced to say “Under God” when reciting the Pledge of Allegiance

* Being a “victim” is far nobler than being a decorated war hero.

And so America begin this wild venture into the world of zany liberalism.
May God watch over us, one and all, for the next two years.

John Lillpop is a recovering liberal, “clean and sober” since 1992 when last he voted for a Democrat. Pray for John: He lives in the San Francisco Bay Area, where people like Nancy Pelosi are considered reasonable!

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