The Pelosi House Votes on Impeaching W


By: John Lillpop

After Democrats resorted to blatant fraud in order to manipulate a key vote in the U.S. House on August 2, wary Republicans had better be prepared for any eventuality should a bill of impeachment against W makes it to the floor for a vote.

A likely scenario for that vote in a Nancy Pelosi House might go something like this:

* Michael R. McNulty gavels the House to order and instructs members to begin voting

* To the music of “Jeopardy” the vote proceeds. Yea is a vote for impeachment, Nay is a vote against.

20 Yea, 10 Nay

115 Yea, 100 Nay

115 Yea, 115 Nay

Speaker Pelosi Sends Text Message to McNulty

GAVEL SOUNDS

Vote Continues

115 Yea, 150 Nay

GAVEL SOUNDS AGAIN

McNulty screams ORDER! ORDER!

McNulty catches the eye of Pelosi. She nods in the affirmative

McNulty announces that the final vote is Yeas 300, Nays 135

McNulty announces that W has been impeached by the U.S. House

Pelosi leaps for joy in the gallery and flashes the V sign all around

Democracy in action under the leadership of Nancy Pelosi: Ain’t it wonderful?

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