Chinese Jew Saves Michael Savage!
By: John Lillpop
San Francisco’s unofficial city motto “Our Diversity is our greatest strength!” is generally recognized as socialist pap, an Oath of Allegiance to insanity by the far left.
But in a delicious twist of political irony that even Dr. Michael Savage and his eight million devotees are celebrating, diversity actually won the day against a band of Nazi-fascists masquerading as elected officials in San Francisco.
Our story begins with a July 5 broadcast of the Savage Nation in which Dr. Savage commented about a gang of ill informed students who announced a fast to publicize support for changes to U.S. immigration policy. Such changes would essentially wipe out our borders and eliminate the rule of law in order to accommodate invading criminals.
“I would say, let them fast until they starve to death,” quipped Savage, “then that solves the problem.”
As usual, the good doctor hit the old nail right on the head. Savage might have added that far too many Hispanics need to fast in order to avoid diabetes and other fatal diseases that can come from stuffing one’s face with too much unhealthy Latino food such as refried beans and taco chips.
However, Savage is a savvy intellectual who selects his words carefully, and who is meticulous in working to communicate universal truths without piling on.
Sadly, Savage’s verbal restraint was all but lost on San Francisco Supervisor Gerardo Sandoval who found universal truth a bit too much too swallow.
Said the out-of-touch Sandoval “This attempt to vilify Latino-Americans will not be tolerated.”
In the interest of accuracy, it should be pointed out that Savage made no attempt to “vilify Latino-Americans.”
Although he did not say so, I suspect Dr. Savage might have responded to Sandoval as follows, “To hell with vilification! Let’s just deport the 12-30 million illegal aliens, most of whom are Latino invaders, and let Mexico, Nicaragua, Peru, Guatemala, and other third-world cesspools feed the free-loading scam artists!”
But back to Supervisor Gerardo Sandoval. After digesting Savage’s comments, the supervisor decided that free speech is an “extravagant exuberance” that San Francisco can no longer afford.
Therefore, in the interest of zero tolerance for tolerance, Sandoval waddled to the fore and introduced a resolution condemning the constitutionally protected speech of America’s favorite talk show host.
Just to be fair, Sandoval translated his tortured illogic into Spanish and German. An English translation has been promised by the end of the week, although Sandoval warns that a “foreign language convenience fee” may be assessed to cover costs.
Just when it appeared as though Dr. Savage was doomed to be an innocent victim of the unholy alliance between illegal immigration and San Francisco Nazi fascists, an angel of freedom and light emerged to save the day.
Ed Jew, a San Francisco Board of Supervisors member whose grandfather emigrated from China seven decades ago, voted against the evil resolution.
“For the record, I do not agree with comments allegedly made by Mr. Savage, but the First Amendment gives him the right to make those comments,” Jew said.
By doing so, the supervisor demonstrated his understanding of what it means to be an American, even if others members of the Board of Supervisors are completely clue less.
Jew’s NO! turned out to be the only vote for democratic principle among supervisors who voted 9-1 to suspend the U.S. Constitution and Bill of Rights in favor of harboring illegal aliens.
Still, Mr. Jew’s heroic and patriotic vote put an end to Sandoval’s reckless experiment with fascist Nazism in the city that used to know how.
Viva Michael Savage, Ed Jew, American sovereignty, and the rule of law!
John Lillpop is a recovering liberal.