No Offense Intended, But– MERRY CHRISTMAS!


By: John Lillpop

Christmas is the perfect time of year to cast aside the yoke of political correctness in order to dabble in the spiritually correct.

Therefore, acting against the counsel of my lawyer and psychiatric team, I hereby plunge headfirst into the world of defiance.

I do so by exclaiming the following greeting from the top of my keyboard:

MERRY CHRISTMAS!

And, no, I did NOT forget Kwanzaa, Hanukah, or Ramadan.

And I most assuredly did NOT mean Happy Holidays, that neutered, PC double talk that has gained favor with so many ACLU-bullied wussies.
Nor was Feliz Navidad on the tip of my tongue, since that is the glad tiding one would expect from illegal aliens.

I said exactly what I meant, without apologies or hesitation. I said it, and already I hear the manic screams of those who claim to be tolerant, but who, in fact, are the most intolerant of all.

What to do?

The only thing a sane person would do. Repeat the “sounding joy” and say again:

MERRY CHRISTMAS!

And so it is.

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