Hillary Is a Bitch Because…


By: John Lillpop

Most liberals howl incessantly when Hillary Clinton is characterized as a bitch, arguing that that woman, whose disapproval numbers consistently hover around 50 percent, is just an assertive woman going after something.

According to such folk, Ms. Clinton is a victim of a right wing, all-male conspiracy to deny her her birthright, i.e., coronation as Queen of America.

So why, then, did Democrat voters give the bitch the heave ho in favor of a black Marxist with Jihad tendencies who is all about chasing fairy tales?

Truth will out. Observe please:

Hillary is a bitch because she is an elitist liar, fascist, and socialist who believes that she is blessed with presidential wisdom and righteousness because of her gender.

Hillary is a bitch because she does not respect the views of others, and will work ruthlessly to silence those with the audacity to disagree.

Hillary is a bitch because she behaved as though she was CO-president during the Bill Clinton presidency, an arrangement not approved by we the people.

Hillary is a bitch because she worked behind the scenes to concoct a program of forced socialized medicine, all the while discounting the needs and wishes of the American people.

Hillary is a bitch because she thought herself to be “inevitable” for the presidency, ignoring the fact that, in a Democracy, voters have a thing or two to say about whom will have squatter’s rights in the Oval Office.

Hillary is a bitch because she lied unashamedly about landing under sniper fire in Bosnia to puff up her dubious “ready on day one” credentials, when, in fact, she was greeted by young girls bearing flowers.

Hillary is a bitch because she ridiculed decent American women who “Stand by Your Man,” even though she stood by Bill Clinton despite countless episodes of adultery, including a sultry affair with an intern right under Hillary’s nose in the White House.

Hillary is a bitch because she tolerated Gennifer Flowers, Kathleen Wiley, Paula Jones, Monica Lewinsky and all the rest not out of respect or love for the presidency or the man, but because leaving Slick Willie would have forced her to abandon all the power, fame, and fortune that accrues to those lucky enough to be First Lady.

Hillary is a bitch because she pretends that being a tough-minded, bossy feminist in pant suits qualifies her to be President of The United States, when, in fact, all of her success is the direct result of her marriage to Bill Clinton.

Hillary is a bitch because she rails against “obscene” profits by the oil industry while she and her husband have become obscenely rich by pawning off absurd trite as thoughtful and insightful revelations about their unfortunate occupation of the White House.

In short, Hillary Clinton is a bitch because of her rigid intolerance and dishonesty and wrong headed liberalism.

And that’s the way it is!

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