They Really Think Obama is Jesus
By: Guest Authors
by: Chad MacInnes
You have to love the Looney-Left. While the Obama campaign is still reeling from the knockout punch delivered by the addition of Sarah Palin to the GOP ticket, they have become increasingly desperate as evidenced by their underhanded and loathsome personal attacks against Palin and her family. And, while Obama and his official campaign surrogates may smugly deny the smears, you know they are grasping at straws and giving each other the olâ€™ fist pump as each new attack is made.
After wild and baseless accusations alleging Sarah Palin was really Triggâ€™s grandmother, after screaming about alleged abuse of power with the so-called Troopergate scandal, after insulting her and her hometown of Wasilla, after all of these smears failed to bring Palin down, the Left has done the only thing left â€“ theyâ€™ve turned to God for help.
You see, the Democrat Party actually discovered God just prior to the commencement of their 2008 convention in Denver, and since then religion has caught on like wildfire â€“ or a burning bush, as the case may be. And, surprisingly, nowhere in the party is this newfound faith in God more apparent than, miracle of miracles, the Looney-Left!
In fact for only having known God for just a few weeks, theyâ€™ve had quite the revelation in so short a period of time. As Michael Moore and Don Fowler put it so aptly, Hurricane Gustav bearing down on New Orleans the very day the GOP convention was set to begin was clearly a sign from God that He is firmly in the race for Obama and the Democrats. Of course â€“ how could it be otherwise? And this has been confirmed by the latest revelation to the Democrat Faithful.
After losing the â€œexperienceâ€ wars over the last week The Almighty has once again shone the light of His divine favor upon the Democrat Party be revealing that Jesus was not merely the Son of God Most High, but also was a Marxist community organizer who apparently championed redistribution of wealth on a massive scale, kowtowing to radical Islam, turning the other cheek, willingly going the extra mile and loving oneâ€™s neighbor, except of course when that neighbor happens to be a conservative woman named Sarah Palin.
Why just yesterday Susan Sarandon was on one of those really informative â€œcelebrity newsâ€ shows and said, â€œYou know, Jesus was a community organizer and Pontius Pilate was a governor. Thatâ€™s all I have to say about that.â€ Wow! Such profundity! I had no idea she was such a fluent Biblical scholar.
In fact, in just the past week, Madame Speaker Nancy Pelosi â€“ herself a most gifted and charismatic leader as evidenced by her monumental accomplishments in overseeing the 110th Congress â€“ acknowledged that Obama is â€œa gift from God.â€ Not to be outdone by their boss Pelosi or the esteemed Hollywood elite, Democrat Representatives Steve Cohen and Donna Brazile also made the point of affirming and validating Obamaâ€™s service to his nation as a community organizer, and not just at some fly-over political rally. No, Cohen had this to say on the floor of the US House of Representatives: â€œI submit to you, Mr. Speaker, that the parties have differences, but if you want change, you want the Democratic Party. Barack Obama was a community organizer like Jesus, who our minister prayed about. Pontius Pilate was a governor.â€ Brazile said the same thing on Wolfe Blitzerâ€™s show.
Now I donâ€™t know about you, but I am awfully glad that the Democrats have finally discovered God and seem to quickly be getting over their hang-up on that Church-and-State thing they used to complain so often and bitterly about.
I guess the forgot that their heroes like FDR, Jimmy Carter and Bill Clinton were also governors â€“ just like Pontius Pilate. I guess now that theyâ€™ve discovered Jesus, theyâ€™ll eventually re-write the Gospels too, just like theyâ€™ve done to history. I wonder when theyâ€™ll start blaming Jesus for Judasâ€™ death and condemnation to hell. I mean after all, Jesus knew what Judas was going to do, didnâ€™t he? Couldnâ€™t he have stopped him? Why, He didnâ€™t even try! Can you see the outrage coming?
Oh, and what about the war? Jesus/Obama is certainly against war â€“ any war. Remember that thing about loving thy neighbor? And what about â€œthou shalt not kill?â€ All very true indeed. However, I have a couple of slight problems with this newfound Democrat Theology, especially since their messiah doesnâ€™t seem to believe that the 6th Commandment applies to newborn infants that so inconveniently survive their own attempted murder. Call me a skeptic, a villain, or whatever you will, but Iâ€™m not buying it.
Youâ€™ve got to love the Looney-Left. Youâ€™d think that after 2000 and 2004 someone over their on the Left would have enough sense to tell these people to shut up until after the election and ruthlessly silence them as they are so fond of doing to any opposition.
On the other hand maybe, just maybe, Pelosi, Sarendon, Donna Brazile and Steve Cohen are a gift from God to the GOP. Gee, ya think?