Obama Election Party: Kool-Aid, Favors Courtesy of DNC
By: John Lillpop
Satire By John W. Lillpop
In a joint communiquÃ© issued by ACORN and the DNC, Democrats announced plans for a huge Obama election party on November 4 to celebrate, officially, the election of America’s second black president.
In an odd twist of unrequited admiration, former president Bill Clinton was not invited, although Hillary was asked to help with the dirty dishes.
The Obama Election Party communiquÃ© was text messaged to 55 million voters and alleged citizens. Another 20 million Spanish language flyers were dispatched to illegal aliens who are expected to vote in big numeros for the Messiah.
The exact text of that communiquÃ© is reproduced below:
“Greetings and Salutations from the New World Order!
“In order to properly usher in the new Obama administration, you are cordially invited to attend a huge celebration party in Washington D.C., starting at noon on November 4, or whenever the Messiah reaches 270 electoral votes as determined by CNN, whichever comes first.
“To join the festivities, please present your driver’s license or Metricula card for admission, make a respectable ($1,000 minimum) gift to the Obama 2012 re-election campaign, and make an organ donation to the campaign just in case some catastrophe left over from the Bush disaster zaps you.
“Refreshments will be provided by the DNC, as the Messiah, Harry Reid, and Nancy Pelosi will personally serve Obama Kool-Aid throughout the afternoon and evening.
Please advise next of kin that you may be delayed somewhat after the party.
Barack and Michelle wish to thank each and every one of you for helping to make the United States one giant Red state, as in communist!
Praise be to Allah and Karl Marx, the new rulers of America!
Your ACORN Representative.”
PS: In the highly unlikely event that the Messiah does not win, it will be because of white racism. Should that eventuality come to pass, the campaign will immediately shift into RIOT mode.
Domestic terrorism gear and weapons will be dispatched by the Messiah, Harry Reid, and Nancy Pelosi upon receipt of a nominal ($1,000) deposit fee. Cash or credit card only, please.
Save your receipts, as this may eventually be tax deductible as a civil rights expense.