Who Will Bail out the Bank of Obama?
By: John Lillpop
Once President Obama has bailed out all banks, credit unions, savings and loans, auto manufacturers, investment firms, labor unions, railroads, geisha houses, pension accounts for both private and government employees, airlines and related sub-industries, the NFL, MLB, NHL and NBA, state governments and municipalities, funeral homes and crematoriums, schools from K-Dr., gambling casinos and nightclubs, Hollywood studios, produce farms, Silicon Valley start ups, hospitals, individual and group health care providers, home, auto, and life insurance companies, federal, state, and local prisons, jails, and other places of incarceration, courts from small claims through and including the US Supreme Court, libraries, parking lots, bowling alleys, beauty shops, animal shelters, bus stations, city parks and par courses, 24-hour fitness centers, television and radio stations, Senior Service centers, Internet service providers, all churches, synagogues, temples, mosques, and other places of worship, 7-11 convenience stores, Hooter’s drive-ins, all newspapers and magazines, the NAACP, KKK, La Raza, and CAIR, real estate and mortgage loan companies, and other needy institutions, he will have achieved his Messianic-Marxist goal:
Equitable distribution of poverty throughout America!
At that dreary and woeful day, which is not all that far in the future one must assume, the only remaining question will be:
Who will bail out the Bank of Obama (BOO)?