Palin Haters NOW Mad at Juneau Tourism and Outrage Over Little Piper’s Lemonade Stand


By: Warner Todd Huston

Palin hater with cocaine conviction goes after Piper Palin

Tourism has recently been up a little in Juneau, Alaska. More folks than ever have been interested in taking bus tours through Alaska’s capitol city with a major attraction being the Alaska State House where Governor Sarah Palin goes about her daily work. In fact, the tours have been gaining in popularity since before John McCain asked the governor along for his run for the White House. The bus tours are so popular that adorable little Piper has even set up a lemonade stand to sell tourists a glass of lemony goodness to quench their thirst for something wet as well as something cute.

And Palin haters in Alaska are livid. They want the bus tours stopped and little Piper’s stand razed to the ground. Palin Derangement Syndrome strikes again. It’s an ugly, ugly thing, this PDS.

The Juneau Empire has a story of the venom filled Theodore “Chip” Thoma that has cavorted about the city erecting crude, hand-made signs shouting that the bus tours should be stopped. He is a vocal opponent of Governor Palin, naturally, and runs a “group” that he has decided to label Responsible Cruising in Alaska.

Thoma apparently calls himself a “political gadfly” as well as claiming to be an “environmental activist.” He also has a record of filing nuisance ethics complaints against government officials. Additionally, Thoma has a few criminal convictions for drunken driving — at least four during the 1990s in Alaska, and two others in Oregon — as well as one for possession of cocaine. (See Thoma v. Hickel (8/15/97), 947 P 2d 816)

No doubt Thoma will say, “they’re all out to get me!” I’m sure it’s some grand conspiracy. Probably the Bilderbergers, the Jesuits, the Jews and the space aliens set him up. What else could it be?

Now apparently the unsavory Thoma isn’t just mad at the bus tours that he claims will “ruin the neighborhood.” As Joseph Russo has discovered, the tipsy Thoma is also targeting the inoffensive little Piper.

It seems that Governor Palin is so popular with tourists that thousands of people are walking from the docks to the governor’s mansion in an attempt to catch a glimpse of the first family. Mr. Thoma feels that this — along with Piper Palin’s lemonade stand, trampoline and buoy swing — is “bringing down the neighborhood.” It seems that Mr. Thoma doesn’t enjoy the Palin children very much.

What sort of a sick, unhinged man would attack a little girl’s lemonade stand?

But Thoma tired to tell the Anchorage Daily News that this whole anti-bus tour thing “has nothing to do” with the governor and her cute-as-a-button daughter at all.

On the other hand, in that same article, Thoma pinpoints every problem he has with the tours to Palin. Oh, and he’s sure she’s out to get him… just like all those other government officials he’s filed nuisance lawsuits against were.

Methinks Mr. Thoma would be better to spend his money on therapy instead of poster paints and sticks.

This story is yet more proof of the hate and underhandedness of the American left. They know they can’t beat their opponents politically, so they harass, accuse, attack and use the media as a lapdog to do so in order to drive opponents from politics. Instead of relying on truth and the strength of their arguments, the left resorts to thug tactics.

In the end, all I can really say is: well, Mr. Thoma, I know who isn’t going to get a loving spit-comb between his hits of cocaine and bottles of beer!

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