Here He Comes: Mr. Universe
By: Matt Barber
OK, this is just too easy. You have to ask: Did the Norwegian Nobel Committee devise a secret plot to completely marginalize President Obama in the international community (I mean, beyond that which heâ€™s already managed on his own)? Seriously, by awarding him the Nobel Peace Prize on Friday â€“ based solely on his first twelve days in office â€“ theyâ€™ve teed-up the ball for every Obama critic, late-night comedian and 6th grade class clown across the fruited plain. Itâ€™s been a rhetorical homerun derby. Even the majority of his supporters â€“ apart from his worshipful media sycophants and Daily Kos-types â€“ are left scratching their heads.
Around Americaâ€™s collective water cooler this week the conversation has begun: â€œHear the one about Obama winning a Nobel Peace Prize?â€ Itâ€™s actually refreshing to be embarrassed for the man rather than disgusted with him.
First, it was the humiliating slap-down he received from the International Olympic Committee in Copenhagen (itâ€™s a shame that his presumptuous and decidedly un-presidential hubris likely cost Chicago a stab at 2016); and then, in an apparent effort to give him cover while he licked his wounds, his Marxist pals in Oslo overcorrected with this silliness. Itâ€™s a political millstone Obama probably didnâ€™t want and surely doesnâ€™t need.
Still, itâ€™s a shame that by overtly politicizing the prize in such a way, the Nobel Committee has so diminished its significance (of course, with recipients like Jimmy Carter, Al Gore and Yassar Arafat, it was already losing credibility). Who can ever hear â€œNobel Peace Prizeâ€ again and not roll their eyes?
Hells-bells, since the only criterion for winning is an apparent ability to blather-on philosophical about â€œworld peace,â€ I nominate Miss New Jersey for the next go around. At least she can sing. Or, since itâ€™s all about symbolism over substance anyway, how about Gerald Holtom: underappreciated inventor of the hippy peace symbol?
For that matter, why stop with the Peace Prize? I say President Obama deserves an Emmy. After all, he goes on TV almost daily and reads his lines with a stirring southern preacher-esque delivery. He has the executive experience of Ben Affleck and the moonbat radicalism of Sean Penn. I can think of no one more qualified. Why not a Grammy? Obama is certainly singing a different tune on taxes, Afghanistan and executive â€œtransparencyâ€ now that the electionâ€™s over.
In fairness though, itâ€™s not Obamaâ€™s fault that heâ€™s been incongruously strapped with the lofty title of â€œNobel laureate.â€ It is, however, his fault that heâ€™s having such a difficult time with his on-the-job training.
Whereas an American president should be respected abroad, Obama is almost universally perceived as weak. Whereas he should be feared by his enemies, he is mocked. And, whereas he should be appreciated by his friends, he continues to deeply frustrate his hard-left comrades as the â€œdo-nothing presidentâ€ (as uproariously captured by Saturday Night Live).
Even liberal journalists are beginning to acknowledge Obamaâ€™s manifold deficiencies. For instance, while writing for the Washington Post, Richard Cohen noted that the president â€œinspires a lot of affection but not a lot of awe. It is the latter, though, that matters most in international affairs where the greatest and most gut-wrenching tests await Obama.â€
Gideon Rachman with The Financial Times notes: â€œThe right argues that Mr. Obama is a man who has been wildly applauded and promoted for not doing terribly much. Now the Nobel committee seems to be making their point for them.â€
Rachman goes on to layout a series of conservative grumblings: â€œObama, the false Messiah; Obama, the president who apologizes for America; Obama, the man who is more loved abroad than at home; Obama, the man who never gets anything done; Obama the hesitant; Obama the weak.
â€œThe danger for Mr. Obama,â€ Rachman concludes, â€œis that you are beginning to hear echoes of these charges from people who should be the presidentâ€™s natural supporters.â€
Still, Obamaâ€™s Nobel Peace Prize is every bit as offensive as it is absurd. He is one of the most divisive presidentâ€™s in U.S. history. Take his radical promotion of abortion on demand â€“ up to and including the grizzly and, according to the AMA, never necessary practice of partial birth abortion. (Thatâ€™s where an unborn child â€“ up to the ninth month â€“ is almost completely delivered, scissors or another sharp object are rammed into her skull and her brains are sucked out. Not very â€œpeaceful.â€)
No, Obamaâ€™s Peace Prize has little to do with â€œpeaceâ€ and everything to do with policy. Itâ€™s no secret that leftists around the world, including the Nobel Committee, hate America. Obama may not hate America, but he loathes the idea of American exceptionalism. Whether it is his intention or not, he is busily working from within to relocate the shining city on a hill to a much lower altitude alongside those European nations after which he strives to â€œremakeâ€ America. Itâ€™s called international egalitarianism and it emanates from the manâ€™s soul.
In little over nine months heâ€™s has managed to nearly destroy our economy, â€œstimulateâ€ the quadrupling of the deficit over the next ten years, decimate the dollar, weaken our national security and has set the table for passage of the most leftist social policies in American history.
And liberals say heâ€™s the â€œdo-nothing presidentâ€? Câ€™mon, guys, you should be tickled pink. We know your socialist, anti-American buddies over in Oslo are.
Matt Barber is an attorney concentrating in constitutional law. He serves as Director of Cultural Affairs with both Liberty Counsel and Liberty Alliance Action. Send comments to Matt at firstname.lastname@example.org. (This information is provided for identification purposes only.)
Matt Barber (@jmattbarber on Twitter) is an attorney concentrating in constitutional law. He serves as vice president of Liberty Counsel Action. (This information is provided for identification purposes only.)