It Must Be Man-Made Global Warming!


By: Michael John McCrae

I love God.

God has a grand sense of humor. The Copenhagen Climate Conference that was convened to steal as much money as possible from American taxpayers who already enjoy the cleanest air, water and land imaginable, began and ended under blizzard conditions. I had to smile at the plight of attendees who failed to bring their heavy winter coats; believing the earth to be warming to disastrous levels. I had to smile too at the attempts to paint the earth as a planet on the verge of doom from melting icecaps and polar bears eating their young.

Here we are, not a couple of weeks later; reading Drudge Report headlines like these:
Winter Could Be Worst in 25 Years for USA…
CHILL MAP…
3 Deaths Due To Cold in Memphis…
PAPER: GAS SUPPLIES RUNNING OUT IN UK…
Vermont sets ‘all-time record for one snowstorm’…
Iowa temps ‘a solid 30 degrees below normal’…
Seoul buried in heaviest snowfall in 70 years…
Historic ice build-up shuts down NJ nuclear power plant…
Beijing — coldest in 40 years…
Miami shivers from coldest weather in decade…

How could this be? Terrible America, with the assistance of terrible China and terrible India have been causing the planet’s temperatures to rise dramatically; causing massive drought and burning skin irritation to people who cannot afford SPF 50 sun screen! We don’t have headlines from India yet, but America and China are now paying the price for heating up the planet by having to purchase snow shovels from Sri Lanka!

It is probably a good thing I only talk to global warming sycophants and Keith Olbermann. I gave up trying to talk to Al Gore. He kept hitting me up for carbon offsets to support his luxurious lifestyle and his jet aircraft travel to points around the world. I don’t know if Al Gore will ever learn the lesson that if you are going to be telling people how warm the world is becoming, make sure you are in the hemisphere where summer is the prevailing season. Snow follows Al around like some puppies follow people. Puppies are much cuter than historic snowfalls.

I truly believe Vaclav Klaus has his middle finger on the pulse of all man-made global warming dementia when he calls it a false science and a scam simply made up to extort billions of dollars from richer nations to redistribute to the world’s poorer countries. There were many of these poorer countries represented at Copenhagen. You could tell by the way they held out their hats. Turned downward; the country was apparently rich and did not need American taxpayer money. Turned upward; the country was expecting that hat filled to the brim with carbon cash. When the American President from Kenya failed to commit more than a token amount of that cash (100 billion dollars from the head of the Department of State) Hugo Chavez declared he was smelling “sulfur” again. Of course everyone in his immediate proximity smelled the same stink. Hugo had had tacos and refried beans for lunch.

With God and nature continually reminding men they are but pimples the size of lower bacteria on the butt of any elephant all talk of man-made warming or cooling is moot. God and nature are going to do what they want to do and be what they need to be. Man cannot do anything to change either. Man’s most recent solution to all these climate woes was to rename what was once “Global Cooling” to “Global Warming” to “Climate Change” and then suggest global “Cap and tax” rates in keeping with the lifestyles of the green and infamous!

Does it matter that the true believers were making up lies and using phony data to press their issue? Of course it does! Does it help that someone finally blew the whistle on all the global warming make-believe? Of course not! True believers don’t care about truth. They only care about power and money. Just ask Barbara Boxer! She’ll be the first to tell you that the only emails anyone should be concerned about are Dick Cheney’s!

Look. Perhaps the climate is changing. Buying carbon offsets doesn’t solve anything. Sending mankind back to the pre-industrial Stone Age doesn’t solve anything. The world was a much dirtier place back when flea carrying rats ran the streets of Paris and London; spreading plague.

The countries with cash have learned how to use it to clean up streets, air, water sources and even politicians. Dictatorships do not allow demonstrations by environmentalists; peaceful or otherwise. If every country was as environmentally conscious as America (and had as many anti-litter laws) the discussion of man-made global anything would have been relegated to the “mythology” pile years ago.

I will not begrudge any sycophant his purchase of carbon offsets. I would like to begrudge the Kenyan Administration additional putative tax money to sustain Al Gore’s legacy of greed. Cap and Tax is an abhorrent attack on a middle class already lied to in perpetuity by our foreign-born-but-elected-usurper-in-chief and his very own and owned liberal socialist Congress.

Men fall when they begin believing themselves gods or begin following gods other than the one true God of Heaven. Obama may be a lot of things. Messiah he is not.

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