Dr. Schollâ€™s to Sponsor â€œAnti-AZ Border Crossingâ€ event
By: Neil Braithwaite
Mexico President Felipe Calderon has obtained sponsorship from Dr. Schollâ€™s for the inaugural â€œAre you Gellin? – Anti-Arizona Border Crossingâ€ event.â€
In response to Arizonaâ€™s newly signed immigration law, orders went out from President Calderon to all Mexican citizens to discontinue use of the Arizona border as a â€œcrossing point.â€
Since then, Dr. Schollâ€™s has gotten on board with the government of Mexico as a sponsor for the â€œAre you Gellin? – Anti-Arizona Border Crossingâ€ event in an effort to provide â€œOutrageous comfort and support with massaging gelâ€ for those extra long walks around the Arizona border to either California, New Mexico or Texas.
President Calderon said he was glad to have the support of Dr. Schollâ€™s because Arizonaâ€™s recent decision to become â€œAnti-Illegal immigrantâ€ puts such a taxing burden on the feet of his citizens. The President went on to say that because of Arizonaâ€™s selfish decision, citizens now fleeing his foundering country will have to travel many extra miles either east to New Mexico and Texas, or west to California â€“ and that journey will be quite hard on their feet.
The President was also concerned that the drug cartels would have to pass on any increase in smuggling costs to the consumer. Pointing out that any extra time and distance could push the cost of a reputable â€œcoyoteâ€ up as much as 50%. President Calderon hopes the Dr. Schollâ€™s sponsorship will help offset any extra costs to his exiting citizens.
When asked by the Mexican press about his decision to boycott Arizona, President Calderon said â€œViva la Dr. Schollâ€™s.â€ He also pointed out that the three remaining Border States are more â€œuser friendlyâ€ to Mexicoâ€™s ongoing uninvited guest worker program with the United States.
In a bold move of solidarity, President Obama pledged his full support to President Calderon by sending Rev. Al Sharpton as an emissary to march with a group of Mexican nationals in the upcoming inaugural anti-Arizona border crossing event.
When asked about his trip to Mexico and pending long march to the American border, the Rev. Sharptonâ€™s only response was, â€œAre you gellin?â€
Neil Braithwaite writes political commentary and satire and is a regular contributor to AmericanThinker.com and PoliticalDerby.com.