The Ten Commandments for Democrats
By: Joe Boyd
1. I am the Lord your God, Who has taken you out of the land of Egypt, from the house of slavery.
I am your God, the Government. You shall do as I say, pay as I say and forever be my servant. We as Government do not serve you but serve as your masters. We as Government know better than you. We will take and spend your money, teach you how to think and control your daily lives. We are your Lord. We have taken you out of a life of freedom and independence and into a life of slavery and control. You shall forever be regulated and taxed until your God, the Government, and all in Government are satisfied and wealthy.
2. You shall have no other Gods before me.
I am the Government and shall be put first in every area of your life. You shall go to Government schools and be raised in the way of the Government. Many of you will work for the Government. Many more will receive Government money and benefits. You shall have nothing before Government including God, family or church. I will destroy religion and the family unit and traditional American values such as freedom and liberty to have total control over you.
3. You shall not take the Name of the Lord, your God, in vain.
You shall not speak or go against Government. Government shall grow unchecked and will consume whatever it wants. Those in Government shall prosper and those out of Government will wither. You shall not criticize Government but shall follow every edict and support every tax. Government will be your Savior.
4. Remember the Sabbath day to sanctify it.
Remember to worship Government and those in Government. Politicians and bureaucrats should be worshipped and idolized. They should be on television daily giving us their opinions. We should listen to them and not think for ourselves. Be thankful for what the Government provides and never believe in real charity. Government is holy and can never be cut back.
5. Honor your Father and Mother.
Honor your Government since a father and mother are no longer needed. Government will raise the kids, provide food, shelter, clothing, healthcare and schooling. Children shall be raised in the way of the Government, to support the Government, to vote correctly for more Government. Children shall learn that family, community, charitable organizations and churches are unnecessary. Where there is Government that is all we need. Children do not have a right to a mother and a father as Government is the family.
6. You shall not murder.
You shall all support Abortion at any time or any place, under all circumstances funded with Government money.
7. You shall not commit adultery.
You can have any sexual activity you desire. Any consequences of sexual activity will be covered by the Government. Government will support you. You can have as many children with as many different partners as you can and Government will provide welfare, housing, food and schooling. You can contract whatever diseases you may and Government will provide healthcare. You can lose your spirit and soul and debase your humanity but Government will still support your lifestyle. Government will not judge you or suggest a healthier, safer or more responsible lifestyle.
8. You shall not steal.
You must pay everything to the Government. Government has a right to take all things. You may enroll in Government programs if you want something back. If you don’t pay most or all of your money to the Government you are stealing. Government cannot steal or do any wrong but you are stealing if not giving all you can to Government. Remember Government needs to take care of Government and those in Government, friends and relatives of those in Government and those that support more Government.
9. You shall not bear false witness against your fellow.
Government can say whatever it wants to support Government. Since Government is your master you must listen to Government and accept whatever you are told. You may not lie to Government or avoid your duty to Government. However, if a lie will help Government then you should lie.
10. You shall not covet.
Government wants you to covet. You must have envy so those that have more than you can have it stolen by the Government. The Government should own all things anyway. Covet everything your neighbor has so Government can find a way to take it. Support your Government by fostering rage, envy and “justice” against the productive members of society.