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A Sanity-Neutral Lifestyle

Dustin Hawkins — Wed, 30 Aug 2006 20:47:07 +0000

How much do Republicans care about National Security? Figure that it will take roughly 80% of the Connecticut Republican vote just to keep a liberal, pro-choice, anti-business, anti-gun, former-Vice Presidential candidate of the Democratic Party in office. Joe Lieberman lost his primary bid for apparently not being crazy enough, losing the “prized” endorsement of the Party of MoveOn-and-Huffing-til-you-Puff-Kos. Conservatives might be unhappy with the Republican Party, but at least Republicans aren’t crazy. Figure what these prominent liberals are up to these days:

Al Gore is now leading a “carbon-neutral lifestyle.” A carbon-neutral lifestyle is how liberals get around being hypocrites. It seems that a carbon-neutral lifestyle means that Al can drive an SUV, fly in privately chartered jets, and heat multiple 10,000 square foot mansions, so long as he offsets his carbon-dioxide emissions by planting a tree in the desert or installing solar panels in Africa. (more…)

Saving Sui Lang Panoke

Dustin Hawkins — Tue, 01 Aug 2006 10:02:36 +0000

Sui Lang Panoke needs some saving. What is a Sui Lang Panoke, you ask me. No, it’s not a tree, an art school program, or an exotic endangered species. It’s a grad student who wants me to pay for her graduate school education.

To make a short story long: Sui, a single mother, is in her first year of graduate school and is complaining about the costs of graduate school and how only “the rich” can afford to go. Thus, she wants graduate tuition to be lower and more federal aid to be available. In other words, she wants me to pay for her to go to college.

Two things become obvious to me upon reading Sui’s sappy Washington Post piece. 1) She is a Democrat. Yes, this was confirmed following an internet search where she popped up as being very involved in the Young Democrats of America and in photo’s with Democratic Senator Daniel Akaka. I know, you were all very surprised to learn this as well. And two, that she is irresponsible, lazy, and a freeloader. That much is obvious, no internet search was required. (more…)

The Best Offense is a Good Fence

Dustin Hawkins — Mon, 12 Jun 2006 22:42:41 +0000

Despite recent assurances that building a fence to keep people from illegally crossing over the border “won’t work,” I’ve decided to redouble my support for such a crazy plan. Whenever a politician says that something “won’t work” it only means: “I have run out of arguments.” Figure that the open-borders, pro-amnesty (“not amnesty, I swear!”) horde is trying to argue that building massive, impenetrable structures would be wholly ineffective at preventing thousands of “undocumented guest residents who must not be offended in any way” from running across the border and having infant-release sessions in Texas. (more…)

Boycott this Column

Dustin Hawkins — Fri, 05 May 2006 22:42:19 +0000

Oh yeah, they showed us. The brilliant “revolutionaries” of the pro-illegal-immigration movement really taught us – umm, gringos as they were calling us on Monday – a lesson by not opening up their businesses. Somehow their refusal to open shop and work and make money was supposed to teach me a lesson. Like I care if they make money or not. If they are illegal, they are actually doing me a favor. Boycott more! (more…)

An Amigo a Minute

Dustin Hawkins — Wed, 19 Apr 2006 17:22:06 +0000

Well, at least we don’t have a massive, festering, nasty mess on our hands. It could be worse; we could have thousands of people illegally crossing into the United States on a daily basis, lowering the wages of American workers, draining hospital and educational resources, and replacing American flags with foreign flags. Statistically speaking, by the time you are finished reading this column, “Three Amigos” will have illegally crossed into the United States. (more…)

Concerned Men Misguided

Dustin Hawkins — Tue, 28 Mar 2006 12:00:12 +0000

The website for The National Center for Men offers a bumper sticker that reads KIDS NEED BOTH PARENTS. Statistics have consistently shown that children raised by only one parent are far more likely to drop out of school, turn to criminality, and fall into poverty, and thus the phrase is both true and meaningful. So it is somewhat counterproductive when the “men’s rights” group began to seek ways to abdicate themselves from the responsibility of fatherhood and force kids to be raised by only one parent. (more…)