NewsMax is reporting that Senator Kerry is ALREADY asking the FEC about how to go about recounting votes when he loses in Nevember. When I came up with these potential catch phrases for the Kerry/Edwards ticket back on July 6th, people thought I was joking!

Kerry Edwards 2004: Because Great Hair makes a GREAT candidate!
Kerry Edwards 2004: Two Johns in Hand is worth a Clinton in the Bush!
Kerry Edwards 2004: When Kerry Slips, Edwards Sues!
Kerry Edwards 2004: Getting ready to sue when FL votes for Bush!
Kerry Edwards 2004: Because you can never have enough SOCIALISM!
Kerry Edwards 2004: Because "51" is "young"!
Kerry Edwards 2004: Because one wealthy elitist snob who wants to take your money and give it to the poor while you can't afford a new car is NOT ENOUGH!

Still think I was joking?

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