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Well, you win. We got Saddam. Looks like you (the Republicans) will sweep in power in 2004 and Bush will get reelected. So another 4 years of oppression and wrong headed economic policy as well as a foreign policy that is sure to get us nuked by some despot we pissed off and planes crashing into our buildings and innocent people burning and troops dying on foreign soil for oil with babys starving in our streets and mothers being forced into back allies to have abortions and white churches establishing religion while black churches burn and minorities are systematically exterminated from the gene pool while the rich smoke cuba cigars and the poor are forced to roll them for $0.50 an hour and being chained to the corporate machine as jobs are shipped over seas.

What are the odds that we can make it until 2008 and get the Clintons back in the white House and save this country?

Maxwell XXXXXX
xxxxxxx@xxxx.xxx

Max,

Such doom and gloom. My word you need an antidepressant or something. Dear LORD! It sounds like you are subscribing to the Howard Dean and George Soros talking points newsletter.

Don't loop me in with Republicans because I have no standard loyalty to them as a group. I do vote mostly Republican because in general they nominate the candidates that are most conservative thinking. However, I repeat, I am not a Republican first.

Point by point translations to follow.

So another 4 years of oppression
Translation: I am not getting what I want and feel that I deserve therefor I am oppressed.

wrong headed economic policy
Translation: How dare people get to keep their money that they earn. I want it.

foreign policy that is sure to get us nuked by some despot we pissed off
Translation: I have no idea how killing dictators and radical Islamic leader that support terrorism stops terrorism. I don't understand how cutting the head off the snake kills the snake.

planes crashing into our buildings and innocent people burning
Translation: I forget that under the Clinton Presidency we had 2 major terrorist attacks on US soil (the OK Federal Building and the first WTC bombing in 1993) and numerous attacks against our citizens abroad. I forget these things because I have to in order to complain. I also conveniently forget that former President Clinton had opportunities to capture bin Laden and deal with Saddam and choose not to take any significant action.

troops dieting on foreign soil for oil
Translation: It's always about oil. No war the US capitalists fight is ever about anything but oil and our quest to dominate the world. We never do anything for good intentions. That is not possible.

babys starving in our streets
Translation: The fact that the US government spends billions of dollars on welfare and that I have never actually seen a baby starving in the streets of America are irrelevant facts because the contradict what I choose to believe.

mothers being forced into back allies to have abortions
Translation: I don't understand that abortions are not currently illegal but they must be because Republicans are in charge. The fact that life begins at conception escapes me and I support the murder of innocent children for the convenience of the mother.

white churches establishing religion
Translation: I have no idea what the constitution means when it say "Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof". The 10 Commandments frighten me because they show me that there is a possibility that I might be judged based upon my actions in this life once this life is over and I have done a lot of bad things.

while black churches burn
Translation: Conservatives burn black churches on a daily basis but the conservative news media refuses to report on it, thus I have just explained why it is not seen as a common phenomenon.

minorities are systematically exterminated from the gene pool
Translation: Each night conservatives form up posies and shoot minorities in the street. They just put brown shoe polish on their faces and drive in beat up old cars to make themselves look like black gang bangers so that we wont think that it is them. But WE know better.

while the rich smoke cuba cigars
Translation: The rich are in bed with Fidel Castro.

the poor are forced to roll them for $0.50 an hour
Translation: I am making only $6.00 and hour at McDonnalds flipping burgers and that is unfair because I went to college and studied liberal arts and someone should pay me big bucks to use that degree. I know nothing about nothing and I don't understand why.

and being chained to the corporate machine
Translation: I can't get a good paying job because I refuse to wear at least a nice pair of kacky pants and a shirt but instead insist on wearing 5 nose rings attached to a nipple ring and an ear ring, a torn pair of jeans below my butt exposing my underwear to the world and a ripped T-shirt.

as jobs are shipped over seas.
Translation: When McDonalds closes up and moves to China and begins importing hamburgers I will have no where to work.

What are the odds that we can make it until 2008 and get the Clintons back in the white House and save this country?
Translation: I was on drugs for the 8 years of the Clinton presidency and didn't pay a damn bit of attention to anything that went on. I don't understand how he tanked the growing economy with his tax increases and stayed that way for 18 months until the Republicans got some control in Congress and passed tax cuts that rebounded the economy. However I did hear that he got a blowjob from a intern so he is ok in my book because that is more sex than I will ever get.

God Bless America

Jeffrey J. Jackson
The Land of the Free
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